So I went into the living room and there were two spiders, two crickets, and some long shit with 3248973247 legs.

That’s okay, I didn’t need to use the bathroom anyway.

I googled cat sandwich and kept going through the suggestions, which went like this:

Cat sandwich —> kitten sandwich —> puppy sandwich —> baby sandwich —> eating baby

And I thought, “Oh, this’ll be funny. Nothing could go wrong.”

AND THEN

THERE’S A PICTURE OF A MAN EATING A BABY

LIKE LEGIT, EATING A MOTHERFUCKING BABY

EFLEFJOIEG WHAT WHAT
WHY
WHAT 

expertcosmotips:

why have 1 peen in your ass when you can have 5